Wednesday 28 August 2013

I finally have Internet access blog

               That's right, you can all sleep a little sounder now, because we finally have broadband in the new flat, thus I can blog to my heart's content. I wish I could say a lot has happened in the last 3 weeks, but that's really not the case, at least personally. Although from watching the news and current affairs and all that, the only observation I feel compelled to make is that Ban Ki Moon sounds like the name of an Asian porn star, and also that Dick Van Dyke's car blew up, which was hilarious. Luckily he didn't die, otherwise it would have only been mildly funny.

                 I have also been working the night shift this week, because daytime pimping just isn't a lucrative business. I have also rediscovered my love of Tony Hawk games, as well as Super Noodles. I feel like a student again, except this time I'm not getting hammered every night and pissing out of the window. Which still could happen, to be fair.

Until next time, be good to yourselves and fuck everyone else.
Joe Ward
@wardylovesit


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