Wednesday 11 September 2013

10 Things I Could've Done Instead Of Watching England vs Ukraine

01. Made a contribution to charity.
02. Played "Crash Bandicoot" 1, 2 & 3.
03. Drafted a strongly worded letter to the council about the number of suspicious vehicles that keep parking up near our flat, but nobody seems to ever get out.
04. Gone for a run, preferably avoiding said suspicious vehicles.
05. Written a series of short stories about a courageous blind detective who is terrible at his job.
06. Paint a wall.
07. Watch the paint dry.
08. Repainted the wall again.
09. Studied the history of Ukraine.
10. Slept.

What an awful match. Roy Hodgson shows about as much passion as someone who's been forced to watch every Shia Lebeouf film in succession. And he still looks like an owl with a cork jammed up its arse.



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