Tuesday 12 November 2013

Random Ass Wrestler #13

Who could it be this week? It could be Who!


Yes, this actually happened. A wrestler called "Who". My guess is the sole purpose of this was so that the commentators could recycle ancient Abbott & Costello routines during his matches -

"Who is in the ring?"
"Yes, Who is in the ring!"
"Who?"
"Yes, Who!"

etc, etc. Otherwise this was fucking dumb and didn't last very long. If you couldn't tell from the picture, Who was actually Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, a Canadian wrestler renowned for having a long goatee and being insane, having to tuck said goatee into a crappy yellow mask.

Who cared? Nobody. Not even Who cared. Also, I can neither confirm nor deny that Horton ever heard him, nor that he came to dinner, nor that he knew too much, nor that he could be king, nor that he's that girl Eve sang about that time. Christ, even I think these are terrible jokes.

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